Are you feeling guilty for drying off with the same bath towel for over two weeks? Hope that no one saw when you adjusted your nursing pads with one hand as you dropped your preschooler off at school while carrying your baby in the carseat with the other hand? Overcome with embarrassment when your child slammed the door so hard it shook the neighbor's house as well? Well don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!

I DID NOT just answer the phone when my husband called and forget what to say after I pressed "talk". I'm a smart girl...I know that when you pick up the phone, you say "Hello".

I DID NOT at the last minute throw some carrots and cauliflower into Top Ramen just so my kids would have something other than noodles for dinner tonight. I'm a good mom who makes sure that my kids eat well balanced meals everyday.

I DID NOT do 7 loads of laundry yesterday only to realize I still have about 10 more to go before I'm done. Nope, not me...I am always completely caught up on my laundry and it's folded and put away...ALWAYS.

NEVER would I put my grouchy children to bed early because I just couldn't listen to them whine anymore. I love my children more than anything and only want to spend time with them...furthermore...my children are NEVER grouchy.

Lastly, I would NEVER stay up until 2:30am to finish a book when I know I have to be up early to work the next morning. Nope, not me! I know that quality sleep is extremely important and would never sacrifice that just to lose myself for a few moments in a silly book!